World Cup 2018

World Cup 2018;

World Cup 2018, what a load of tosh,
players actin like they've been hit with a cosh,
Doon like a sack of tatties, screamin like wee lassies,
before you know it they're on their feet deliverin killer passes,
Heavy pathetic, gettin worse every game,
win at all costs, embarrassin shame,
Roll backwards, roll forwards, roll anywhere,
gesturin for cards to be issued against a fellow player.  

Poetic Substance 2018 ®