Theresa’s BAE, Phil yer pockets,
exportin lots and lots of rockets,
Settle doon, concentrate on man-jobs,
stop sellin weapons for dough and hand-jobs,
Appeared on the One Show, butter wouldn’t melt,
1.4 trillion investment just been dealt,
Largest shareholder accordin to facts,
specky wee roaster also avoidin tax.
Poetic Substance 2018.