Steaks are High;
Tomahawk steaks all the rage,
triple cooked fries in a cage,
Lovingly prepared homemade slaw,
wanky nosh rattlin aboot the jaw,
Full to the brim with hipster scran,
social media update as soon as you can,
Share a lovely picture of your dinner,
let everyone know you're definitely a winner.
Poetic Substance 2018 ®