Postcode Invalid

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Postcode Invalid;

Giffnock toffs played like a fiddle,
Whole Foods oot, in comes Lidl,
No more avocado and pumpkin-seed salad,
Cooncil Supermarche renders postcode invalid,
‘We don’t want vermin bringing us down’,
‘This is the most prestigious area of town’,
Middle-class warriors bangin the drum,
aboot to get culturally done up the bum,
Outrage, no more posh nosh,
scheme invasion, bish bash bosh.

Poetic Substance 2018 ®