'No moves like Jagger'

'No moves like Jagger'

Malfunctionin robot admits defeat,
hauntingly awkward, two left feet,
Tin Man, Peter Crouch, David Brent,
Hypocritical groovy train, humility spent,
Brexit fucked, no time to whinge,
prepared to let the whole world cringe,
Every other party member, oot with the dagger,
Theresa May, no moves like Jagger.

Poetic Substance 2018 ®