Lounge Lizard;
Jacob Rees-Mogg, what a smug fanny,
as if he was waitin on his teddy from nanny,
Slouched, loungin on the infamous green leather,
whilst the whole country is at the end of their tether,
Complete contempt, no surprise,
horizontal reflections, Tory demise,
Pin-striped crusader, extremely far removed,
couldn’t give a flyin, once again proved.
Poetic Substance 2019 ®