Tuesday, July 23, 2019


Blonde bombshell, zip-wire buffoon,
paints buses on crates, still eats with a spoon,
On the subject of buses, you cannot deny,
Bawjaws blatant big Brexit lie,
Believes he can blag with lyrical stealth,
clown shoes only out for himself,
Cops called over bedtime story,
threw a wobbly, wanted Jackanory,
23rd July, remember the day,
he celebrated victory in the local soft play.

Poetic Substance 2019 ®